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32chainz:

my mum just shouted “yolo!!” from the kitchen and i heard plates smash

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talesfromacashier:

CUSTOMER: wow this way cheeper at another store 

ME 

poetic:

was that my hair or is there a spider crawling on me

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

professor-pigeon:

I googled ‘swimming pigeon’ once and I still haven’t recovered from this picture

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